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Johnny Cash: Xbox Troubles

Or, What is Johnny Cash had an Xbox and wrote songs about it?

Ring Of Death (To the tune of Ring of Fire)
I fell into a red ring of death
It went round,round,round
and the ring got brighter.
And it burns,burns,burns
My xbox 360
My xbox 360

Xbox Lonesome Prison (To the tune of At Folsom Prison)
I smell the xbox a smokin’
It’s gonna die again
And I ain’t played Halo
Since, I don’t know when
I’m stuck with the Red Ring of Death
And time keeps draggin’ on
But that Xbox keeps a smokin’
Courtesy of Microsoft

Xbox Time?(To the tune of I walk the Line
I keep a close watch on this game of mine
Will it be Sony or Xbox time?
I can’t make my mind up on what to buy
I can’t decide, I walk the line

One Piece at a Time (Surprisingly to the tune One Piece at a Time
Well I left Sony back in ‘09.
And I went to MS workin on an assembly line
The first year they had me puttin ’sinks on three-sixties
Every day I’d watch them beauties roll by
and sometimes id hang my head and cry
Cause i always wanted me one that was long and black.

One day I devised myself a plan that should be the envy of most any man
Id sneak it out of there in a lunch box in my hand
Now, gettin caught meant gettin fired
But I figured I’d have it all by the time I retired
And I’d have me a box worth at least three-fifty

(CHORUS)
I’d get it one piece at a time
And it wouldnt cost me a dime
You’ll know it’s me when I come through your game
I’m gonna play around in style
I’m gonna drive everybody wild
Cause I’ll have the only one there is around

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunch box and with help from my friends
I left that day with a nice game about some gears
I’ve never considered myself a thief
But MS wouldn’t miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years
The first day I got me a mother board
And the next day I got me an chip thats triple cored
Then i got me a hard drive and all the chrome

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